It tastes yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I foresee this being a staple. It's only $2.95 - much cheaper than porridge around here

* Press 1 for Broadband Bill Enquiries
*1*

*cursory greetings* "Eh, Miss, are you calling about your personal mobile number?"
"No"
"Oh, then it's about?"
"I pressed 1 for Broadband Bill Enquiries"
"Oh, can I have your Bill Account Number please?"
"xxxxxxxx" *thinking: didn't I already input this??"
"Ok miss, let me connect you to the billing dept"
"........ok"

*cursory greetings all over again* "How can I help you?"
"I'd like to find out what my bill will be for the month of June"
*keyboard tapping noise* "Sorry, your bill isn't out yet"
"Yes, but would it be possible to find out what the amount will be?"
"Ok, let me try *taptaptapping noise* Your bill isn't out yet, so I don't know what the amount is"
"Yes, I know. I'm asking if you can go find out from somewhere other than the bill"
"Oh ok, I'll go check.....*4 years later* Ok it'll be $6xx"
"HUH? So much?? We didn't apply for unlimited broadband just to have to pay so much a month"
"oh wait wait, it's so high because the previous bill was for April + May + one-time charges"
"so I confirm is $yyy ah?"
"Yes, it is"
"ok thanks byebye"



You see, the thing is, I was putting on a show. I knew all that info. I was just trying to find out cos my boss asked me to. So basically I was ji-siaoing that person. lol. quite useless also la...but tried her best liao. I think.

less than an iota of sensitivity.

just enough to stave numbness away.

Great. just great.

Here's the past 4 days in short:
Thurs: fever. Work. left early. home. fever up to 39.5deg. wake self up with own coughing noises in the night. practically no sleep

Fri: Sleep. Doc. Sleep. Meds. Sleep. Throw up. Sleep.

Sat: Sleep. Eat. Meds. Sleep. Sleep. Meds. Sleep.

Sunday: Church. Eat. Meds. Sleep. Dizzy. Sleep more.

Tomorrow: WORK.

And then you go to the toilet and throw up, your stomach literally chucks upward to physically assist the upchuck which is more than your mouth handles and therefore the upchuck bits come out through your nose.

tau huay throw your nose.

and after you've wiped your face clean, you realise, damn I can still smell tau huay. Did i throw up on myself?

And then it dawns on you that you've completely forgotten to blow your nose.

I hate being sick

yes yes, webcam capture. pardon the grainy resolution.
No photoshop also, so cannot get rid of the pimple in the middle of my cheek, so have to turn to otherside, and make picture smaller =x