speaking of drinking.
Me: I don't want to go pub alone and look like a loser nursing my lychee martini
them: then we go with you la!
me: Yeah, like anyone would come talk to me if they see me with a couple.
them: then we bring zm along lor!
me: And then all the attention will be on zm, cos he's so gay magnet! Then I'll be relegated to some corner! And worse, all the heteros will see zm and the homos with me, then will think I'm a fag hag, and no heteros want to talk to fag hags.
them: ok la, your daughter sit with you, s-i-l sit with zm, we separate table ok?
me: wa lao. put me with my daughter, I confirm lose out lor. Sit in a corner and sulk.
them: ok la, then zm and us sit one table, then you sit another la!
me: then we're back to square one where I didn't want to look like a loser nursin my lychee martini alone!
them: ...........
Yes, i know, with or without them, I will not get people coming up to me to talk so shut up it's a totally hypothetical conversation. Damn sad conversation.
Think the recent bout of illness actually really screwed my biological states up very badly. VERY badly. Help =(
SHUT UP ALREADY. geez.